dixon supra-So short cramp your jokes and pictures

1 A Naked taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and roared: You have not seen his mother naked ah! Driver is furious: I see where your money from his mother!

2 One day, Liu Hongtao encounter foreign guests and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother or square shows 70 too!

3. Taishan and friends to the top to see the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: chant! what you cried ah!

4. Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reborn!

5. Day test organisms, including a question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a raw, angry on the paper a tear ready to leave the examination room. Invigilator very angry then asked him:
6. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shake, shake ah shake ...... I think I have a personal electric shock, and then took a stick to me two stick.

7. A professor teaching in the field: A student quickly said: Professor:
8. A couple of contraceptive failure of a young man little boy, the child's life out on the clenched fist, has been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, and then speak a little boy:
9. Two men go to the mountains to play, a person accidentally took a fall off a cliff, peer worried shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~
10. Monkey asked the fox, how to describe an elephant with a song that put the ass? Fox said: Leo's <> ant heard, said:
11. Two brothers tiger chasing his brother is run, and said: the.
12. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles, saw BEAN BAG beat on the meal, came back on the noodles, said: rest assured, I have to fight it out feces.
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13. Aircraft, crows flight attendants, said: the pig said:
14. King was asked to a marriage the princess, the princess put an apple on his head, who should have the opportunity to marry its princess shot.
first man shot the apple ugg ultra short boots, he said: three men accidentally shot the princess, he said:
15. Sun to grass to call
Sun: Hey, the grass you? I day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
sun: My day ah!
grass: I grass, you in the end Who?
sun: My day ah, you grass it
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass < br> Sun: I day, I shall ah
grass: I grass.
sun's mother grabbed Tel: grass where can you buy supra shoes, I day his mother, grass your mother right?
16. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, I heard a man learned their children: , choked the wolf have to say: man, man is a liar!!!

17. the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing dixon supra, go home.
day , the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbit came to the river, a big fish jump out from the river, directed at white Rabbit shouted:
If you dare fuck with carrot as bait, I would flat die you!

18. a mental patient in writing, the doctor asked: I ah.
19.
primary sentences Title: sad
children: a ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad
Title: and they
children: my mother short and tall, fat and thin .
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: watch what you see! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled
Title: delicious
children: delicious ass.
teacher :.........< br> Title: naive
children: really hot today.
teacher reviews: You're naive
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :..... ............< br> Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover ..........< br> Teacher comments: I'm dead Forget!
20. Male and female friends to sleep in a room, the woman drew the line: off-line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, men and woman severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals! walk model .. smile .. then ...



the crossover, I would. The child's ability to respond ..


sorry, bad eyes


dunk followed ..


deadly scissors


scoring goals is to play under Thomas.


Gongsui


I would ...



Duanzijuesun feet


too invested.


street dance is to see places.


this sure .... it really hurts it ...


children have a future





fighting cocks in the end lost not to play mahjong money?


buddy hold. strange I did not breathe .. .. .. is not strange that woman.


by. dare to peep girls bathing, I kick,


you to the closing.


Ah see you back old viewers dislike this .. even the top you a lung.


to play you! pull the tail and then pull your legs ..

laugh it
you sure that you do not laugh

careful not to walk
Happy is the day, trouble is the day, then why do not we live each day happily it!