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1. I have not smoked cigarettes, is lonely!
2. Do not cry at my grave, my reincarnation dirty way.
3. my people never hold a grudge, grudges against the spot I usually overstated.
4. has been used to review the entire youth are youth, but also used to discredit the whole life of life.
5. so Zhang, a computer at home you press the CTRL + C chanel handbags cheap, then in the company's computer press CTRL + V is definitely not. Even with an article does not work. No, more expensive computers will not work.
6. If you flowers, are afraid to pull cattle dung after it!
7. I thought you were just 1 and 3 in the middle of a few, did not think the two of you are still the number 1 and 3 combined.
8. choose 45 ° looking up other people, looking down on the 135 ° Xiuguai others to see you.
9. you save enough for four five, I can save enough for four five, we can go to Bureau of Civil Affairs married.
10. I face my father expressed his views regarding fat: no Han's life, Han had the disease.
11. I thought that I was the cliff of a flower, and then I, but a sea of ​​a slag.
12. Now you call me, because you do not know me, so after you know me, you will beat me.
13. Stones tells us: those who truly love the last are gone, all the final mix are reunited.
14. If you do not often encounter setbacks, it shows you do not very innovative - Woody Allen
15. people will never know who told you what time inadvertently say goodbye never really gone after.
16. just as fetal neck was twisted like a dead bones of the body, in my opinion went so far as to be broken lily.
17. ah the past people do not die for my sadness if I live you who survive - Robespierre epitaph
18. Since the Shenzhen Development Bank launched the advertising piece of intellectual language
19. non-stop to miss, easy to live up to, unknowingly stranger.
20. . broadcast gymnastics now:
23. powerful word. Its upper half from
24. This girl, wearing a really cool, is really long relieve inflammation.
25. The girl, first of all, a generation gap between us, and secondly, you have no milk (green bar) channel, you say handbags lv, how we communicate?
26. for the most sad song? Best answer: the cut.
29. overdraft 900,000 telephone Pan Wuqi, killed people sentenced to 3 years; ATM withdrawals 170,000 Pan Wuqi malicious corruption sentence of 10 years, tens of millions. - Excellent Chinese.
30. to a temple, a monk about enlightenment: donor donate some money it, three hundred five hundred will do. Replied: It did not take so much money, next time. Monk replied: can credit card.
31. afraid he recklessly.
33. I was working and his girlfriend to find information, suddenly jumped out a window, very yellow, very violent, we quickly give off light.
34. I can resist everything except temptation
35. people say I look naturally inspirational!
36. Once there was a child that killed I do not sleep. He was then killed.
37. telling lies will always be exposed, the wind always be exposed to wear a wig.
38. people always want to dry some good ghost know, always think bad things dry point ghost do not know, we too difficult for the ghost of
39. I am sorry, you cheap laugh.
40. Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside.
41. liar too, obviously not fool with the
42. the world's most terrifying two words, one is,
44. junior high school physical education teacher, said: Who dares to wear a skirt on my class, she was upside down on the penalty.
45. before the world such a mess, a small woman how mixed it; now Well, little woman is such a mess, how the world mixed with it? - Yin Lichuan says
46. The man called Simon fitted woman, that woman loading man do? - Chun Bai
47. I have a crystal-like heart, but they thought it was glass.
48. Behind every successful Altman has quietly beaten a little monster.
49. a good woman is like gasoline, once you have had power: the bad woman is like air bags, once the crisis had to spend.
50. good love is you see the world through one man, bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.
51. can not put money into the grave, but people with money they can put into
52. love is like ghosts, everyone is talking about it, some people can never really seen it.
53. This is the world's most remote distance, not the ends of the earth, not life and death leave, but I was in the country, but do not know what happened in the motherland.
54. loneliness is when someone's words, no one is listening; someone to listen, you did impress!
55. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - the last he put all the killed the students.
56. if a man is like the old lady's teeth, how much is true? !
57. is not normal! At this critical moment, the Chinese soccer team to come forward and prove to the world: Chinese soccer team, or normal!
59. you gave me two options, but it is a conclusion.
60. choose their lovers to choose and match, if you do not have to choose one that matches their respectable, if not at least have to admire that you can choose a mate.
61. I promise you this gave the people, but ultimately left me only a brilliant expression, rather than the brilliant life.
62. the city in addition to impotence of men, is love and incompetent men, in addition to these two, only a woman.
63. He said: there are words in saying that the past is only one meaning, that is, I do not want to go back.
65. What is life? survival is unscrupulous alive.
66. now is not your life, life will play you
67. a person's death is a tragedy the death of millions of people, but only the statistics
68. some people from his movies way you can see his character, to see art films continue to fast-forward, see A (green bar) films continue to be suspended.
69. one minute how long? It depends on which you are squatting on the toilet, or other in the toilet outside
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72. not what you do not laugh, smile powder on out!
73. I saw on TV three minutes grandmother painless drop in ad angry, said: play around it, anyway, three minutes, but also painless. ...
75. Shitai, you are my heart's magic, Pinseng away from you the closer, the farther away from the Buddha ... ...
76. True wandering and wandering, you can not go back to the place .
77. Life is like a vulgar French dramas, no climax, no erotic, even the subtitles are not.
78. born great, died in the flower the next!
79. my epitaph: chatting, providing night-site service.
80. with a cigarette, wandering. . . . . .
81. our biggest rival, not a third party, but years
82. I most want to be your teeth, because that at least you do not have my time and you will be hurt.
83. see Chengdu to transport the victims as the perpetrators, Shanghai is very envious, how much they want to say, that building was torn down that killed the workers.
84. smile at you, purely polite
85. subway ads: crowded? Buy a car now! Taxi advertising: block it? Take the subway now!
86. I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world.
87. Life is a one thousand lotus, since I refuse to bloom, then I will also refused to wilt and scattered
88. A: My aunt had left. B: Oh, last ticket is not good to buy it?
89. 4 years did not see his wife, and she gave birth last year to give a big fat baby ... ... I really want to go home to see ah.
90. a sigh Beijing: Beijing subway really crowded, pushed on Monday pregnant women miscarried. Shanghai people are not cut, said: Shanghai's subway called squeeze, pushed last year a girl pregnant.
91. thought I would die of liver cancer, lung cancer, stomach cancer or oral cancer, doctors told me do not want to hand cancer has advanced.
92. a woman asked me how well her long. I said she was pure, even live to a hundred would be a virgin.
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94. like a vagina-like grin up. - A translation of a novel.
95. the difficulty of the respondent as the respondent teachers the night before the quality of life may be.
96. all this is not normal, but only Chinese football fairly normal.
97. even cook your feces, but also met the day beetles. So you need not to worry about today, they have too much.
98. to figure out the script of his life is not your parents' sequel, prequel is not your child, but not your friends outside the chapter.
99. were not smart, but also learn from others bald.