quarrel between husband and wife arguing is certainly inevitable, but how to deal with was happy, you need some skills of the. Here are husband and wife, the husband wrote to his wife's In fact, in ordinary life, bit by bit, is the most warm and happy witness.
Dear His wife:
comply with your wishes, my reflection in the library for an hour 9.43 零七 seconds, drink a glass of water, on a toilet, no smoking, these facts are accurate, please review. I attach the review report inappropriate can be negotiated.
After three months of marriage, I think my wife comrades gentle virtuous, hard-working intelligent, is a rare good wife, and as my husband is perverse behavior, attitude and frivolous, there is open to question actions at. The following is my analysis of their own bad behavior, your leadership marking:
1. what happened yesterday is that I am wrong.
though you do braised eggplant salty, but creamy and delicious, fundamental, I should not accuse you of wasting salt. I am so demanding perfection, is completely hidden jealous. But add a little water is possible.
2. you like Lu Yi, I should not arbitrarily say that I like Gigi, which led to two days you can not talk to me, very painful. Carefully think about, my answer is indeed very appropriate, since you have limited efforts to reach the mainland, I was rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan, I still like Zhou Xun better.
3. you like to see political drama in the small brother, I should not blocking, you take me with him the more I do not protest, because people did not protest the small political brother.
4. that Saturday's wedding, I said that I meet do not know can not go, you prepare two envelopes a 100 yuan, 200 yuan a result I did not go, you are not careful to send out the thickness. Honey, I should not laugh at you, you have done well, for as I radii thriller sneakers, both together may be sent out.
5. the last time you bought croaker, I should not promises, posing as chefs, kitchen help at the results you cheered when the mouth-watering smell, eat, when they despair, for your fragile mental, this is difficult to to bear.
6. you cut the hair and asked me good or bad, I said good-looking, you are very happy; further confirmation, I said okay; you ask in the end good, I replied, as before is good, make you very sad. This is my fault, since such responses are first shall prevail.
7. you know a lot of good online friends, a time geese, chao fly, I should not fight with newspaper reports on you. But your white skirt that picture really does not look good, or wear high-necked shirt goes well, next to me as a bodyguard, appears to have style.
8. visit your nephew that you come back and I discussed who should wash the diapers, I really should not shirk its responsibility, makes you angry. But my dear, this task is too far away, we discuss who is responsible for good health. Who is born of their home?
9. you accuse me of misplacing the socks everywhere, I should not Fanwu everywhere you put the book, after all, is the smell of socks, the book smells.
10. you asked Cher to eat McDonald's, I should not have kicked her secretly under the table, so you angry, but she trampled me so many shoes, why you do not care?
11. you say I look beautiful as you, I should not be stubborn denial, you are right, the evidence is conclusive that allows the blind to testify.
12. I went down to the trash back, you turn me around for several laps, pumping a few asked me, I say one, you big health of its gas. Honey supra tuf skytop, I really do not know your nose so sensitive, in fact, I smoked two.
you have been considerate girl, I hope you can forgive me, give me a chance to reform. For family stability, economic prosperity, by the way a few small suggestions:
1. Do not pointing to the TV guy said he like you former boyfriend, the first time you are in close proximity to sophomore men's dance, mad panic and step on other people's feet, unfortunately that person is I.
2. go shopping, do not always whim, for example, go back to buy a garlic crusher cheap radii straight jacket shoes, you do not think my machine more economy?
3. eat, you always find me eat less, when the camera but I am too fat, my dear, it really makes me embarrassed.
4. do not give me some cunning questions, said it was fast thinking, the logical result of my confusion.
5. Do not shoot film when I look at my jokes, and do not laugh not.
above, please His wife Ming-jian. Tips: spider infested bedroom yesterday, for escorting, please contact the living room sofa at the west of recreation area, to serve you.
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